Cracked (nsfw) : The 8 Greatest Wars Ever Fought…
America hasn’t declared war for over 70 years because, politically speaking, it’s actually easier to send a quarter million troops into a country than it is to declare war against it. Which is why it’s strange that someone at Fox News declares a new war every 11 seconds. They use that word so desperately and often that if you taught a child that “war” meant “HELP!” he would produce perfect Fox News copy every time you dropped him in a well. Here are some of the greatest military campaigns ever fought by this fair and balanced army.
Seanbaby is one of Cracked’s most unsafe for work columnists. But if you don’t mind that, he does a good job at spelling out how Fox News is hopelessly dependent on agitprop. Yeah, fish in a barrel, I know, I know.
As usual for any writing critical of Fox News, this has plenty of idiots in the comments talking about “liberal bias.” Its a perfectly fair complaint, since that is the only possible motive for poking fun at sensationalism in a media organization. /sarc